Isaac: Oh yeah, I accidentally left my car unlocked last night, and somebody went through my stuff…
Me: What?!?!? Somebody was in your car?
Isaac: …and stole my gum!
Me: What did they do to your car?
Isaac: They took my gum!!!
Me: Did they get anything?
Isaac: I told you, they got my gum! I don’t think you realize how upset I am about this gum!!!!
Me: I’m more upset that someone was in your car, going through your stuff! Did they get anything valuable?
Isaac: That gum was the most valuable thing I had in there….
I had a charger… from the gas station… that didn’t work… so that would have been funny!
Me: Did they take it?
Isaac: No, just my gum. 😩