Boys will be Joys

God loves me

Birds hate me

Peanut butter should always be crunchy

Would my dog have a personality quite as quriky and weird if another family had raised him?

My husband is the only person in earth who would put up with me. He genuinely seems to enjoy my company – while I get on my own nerves. I don’t know how he does it.

Sugar makes me happy in most every form, but it is is temporary and followed by both physical and mental regret.

Boys will smell bad for about 2 years of their life no matter what. I truly believe there is no way around it. Thank goodness, they do grow out of it.

Why do ducks (and geese) cross the road when they could just fly (except when there are baby birds involved). Maybe it is because of my ongoing rivalry with birds, but this irks me.

I saw a cricket today and thought how exhausting it would be to hop everywhere I go, but Jono pointed out that maybe crickets look at humans and think that it would be exhausting to walk everywhere… He’s not wrong.

Why do we double the amount of self-checkout lanes in the grocery store and then close half of them down?

That’s all…